Looking like a surfer isn't enough to make you a douchebag at Bonnaroo hell, it makes you the bedrock of the establishment. But having a tattoo that tells me to "slow down," in cursive font, no less, does.
If you're offended that you've been selected as the bearer of a douchebag tattoo of the day, I'm sorry. That you're a douchebag.
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