Monday, September 8, 2008
Music news Chunklet's Rock Bible unleashed
Posted by Chad Radford @ChadRad on Mon, Sep 8, 2008 at 2:46 PM
Chunklet Magazine has released its second book, titled The Rock Bible, which is being hailed as “an insider's guide to living the rock 'n' roll dream… full of dos and don'ts for musicians, wannabe musicians, and rock fans of all ages."
The book can be purchased directly from Quirk Books for 30% if you enter the code "CHUNKET"at Quirk's website.
Here’s what The Rock Bible has to say about
Singers: “When you feel like stage-diving, make sure the people in the front row like your music enough to catch you.”
Backstage antics: “Couches at rock clubs have never been cleaned. Think of the crazy things that have been done on these couches, and then proceed at great personal risk.”
Lifestyle: “If you want to die while in a famous rock band, there are four options. 1. Suicide. 2. Car or plane crash. 3. Drug overdose. 4. Murdered by a crazy relative. Just pick one and stick with it.”
...and the book comes complete with faux-Biblical illustrations, parables and essays penned by comedian Patton Oswalt, drummer Brian Teasley, and professional smartass Andrew Earles, The Rock Bible is a rude and raunchy look at the best and worst of rock ’n’ roll.
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