Monday, January 26, 2009
Music news Roll Call: The Mayor of Ponce
Posted by Chad Radford @ChadRad on Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 7:51 PM
For today's Roll Call we call out The Mayor of Ponce.
Who are you?
A scoundrel.
Describe yourself in three words.
David Lee Roth.
Who — dead or alive — would you most like to meet?
I'd like to go clubbin' with Bukowski and Hemingway. Hunter Thompson would be our D.D.
Who would you most like to slap in the face?
I'd love to slap that toupee off Bernie Marcus' head. What the shit. If I had hundreds of millions of dollars, I wouldn't wear pants, much less something that looks like a bathmat from Target on top of my head. I'd be all, "I'm a millionaire. Make me put on some pants."
Also, while we're on it, I'd slap the shit out of Johnny Ramone. Knock that wig right off his smug ass. (He's the jerk republican, right? I get 'em all confused. Wait, is he even still alive?)
What song do you wish you had written?
"take a look... it's in a book... it's READING RAINBOW!"
Ok now, just this side of the room. "... I CAN GOOO ANYWHEREEE!"
Elvis Costello or Elvis Presley?
How is it 3-time World Figure Skating Champion Elvis Stojko is never in the Elvis debate? Answer me that one.
LP, CD or MP3?
Teddy Ruxpin.
If you could start one trend, what would it be?
Still laughing at Paul Collins' answer. "Assbook." But I'd have to say, I wish all the bike nerds could go back in time and have good childhoods.
If you could end one trend, what would it be?
Bedtimes.
With whom would you most like to play a game of spin the bottle?
All those I could've been nicer to.
(Photo courtesy of the Mayor of Ponce)
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This little sumuvabitch better hope I don't see him out on the town or else he will get slapped in the same manner as he did by Heather McPhereson(Book Club Represent). For serious. Suck it.
The previous commenter must be a bike nerd. And also dude, don't dredge up the past. Wasn't that kissatlanta.com web war like 2 years ago? You're still mad? J...you make me laugh. Thanks for that.
Ha. Thanx Mikey. Sadly "Boy George' is just my roomate. He likes to stir things up more than I do. He's just having a laugh. But yeah, the joke about the bike nerds. I bet some would take they opportunity to actually travel back in time (on their bikes), but then everybody would start doing it, and then they'd all be, "Man. Fuck time travel. LAME. Thats such a stupid trend" Then they would all go to Estoria and talk about what music they hate. I'll shut up now.
Hey I thought roll call was for musicians...Also I have seen this person with no pants IN estoria. What a great millionaire, bike nerd, non-contributing member of society! p.s. Thanks for the moe's and the Home Depot, mayor of ponce. Really hip street you've got there.
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