Roll Call - Elijah Jones of the Constellations
Roll Call featuring Elijah Jones of the Constellations who are playing the Sloppy Seconds party at MJQ on Sat., April 11.
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For today’s Roll Call we call out Elijah Jones from The Constellations.
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Describe yourself in 3 words?
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Anti American Idol (but pro Velvet Teddy Bear).
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Who — dead or alive — would you most like to meet?
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George W. Bush so I could give him a purple nurple, or at least a wet willy.
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Who would you most like to slap in the face?
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Pete Wentz, and any man, not living in Alaska, who wears furry boots.
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What song do you wish you had written?
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“I Don’t Want to Grow Up” by Tom Waits.
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Elvis Costello, or Elvis Presley?
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In a fight to the death, the King obviously, he knows Kung Fu.
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LP, CD or MP3?
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Cassettes don’t scratch or skip, and you can’t illegally download them.
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If you could start one trend what would it be?
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Bring back the bar room sing-a-long, but not “O Danny Boy” more like “Love in Your Mouth” by Kilo Ali.
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If you could end one trend what would it be?
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The recession.
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With whom would you like to play spin the bottle?
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Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, and that chick from Hanson. MmmBop.
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The Constellations play Sloppy Seconds at MJQ/the Drunken Unicorn on Sat., April 11. Free. 9 p.m. 736 Ponce de leon Ave.