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>> More like “My Heart will Laugh It’s Ass Off At You.” (via videogum)

>> Christina Aguilera’s video for “Not Myself, Tonight” is definitely a music video. No arguments there, right? We can all agree on that part, yes? Okay. Let’s move on, then.

>> Kid Rock promises the CMTs will suck.

>> The Los Angeles Times profiles Screen Actors Guild, Critic’s Choice, MTV, and Grammy Award winner, and Atlanta’s own(!), Chris Bridges.

>> Beck’s record club continues in their full-album cover of INXS’s 80’s pop masterpiece Kick with “Mediate.”

>> Even more shocking than the idea of Sugar Ray front-bra Mark McGrath settling down and having kids: learning he’s been with this his wife Carin for 16 years.

>> Brandon Flowers will release a solo album. Really, you  shouldn’t have. No, really. You shouldn’t have.

>> Courtney on Kimmel. If only she could release a Hole album of just her talking on late night talk shows. That I would buy.

>> Think you’ve got it bad? Don’t worry, it could be worse. You could be the inside of Jessica Simpson’s mouth.

>> If you haven’t read Chuck Klosterman’s excellent piece on Beck in Spin you’re going to need to do that right now.

>> A closer look at Nellie McKay.