Justin Bieber escapes from screeching female fans on Segway

Bieber Fever engulfs this reporter one last time

So, a while back, Rodney Carmichael, CL music editor and all around great guy, was all like, “Hey, howzabout you cool it with the Justin Bieber posts for a second.” To be fair, I was kind of caught up in “Bieber Fever”, as the professionals call it, for a time. I mean, come on: Look at that floppy, perfectly coiffed hairdo! The impish grin! The adorable predilection towards megalomania!

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But I’m totally over it now, I promise. No more Bieb screeds from me. The counseling has really helped, I suppose, although I like to think I mostly did it on my own. I’ve been - huh? What’s that? You say you have video? Of Justin Bieber? No, I can’t. Wait, he’s on a what? A Segway?! Being chased by screeching girls through a parking lot?!? And the guy behind the camera, who is just as excited as the screeching tweenage girls, has a hilarious Jersey accent (“I swear to God, I’m right next to him”)?!!?!? OH MY GAW SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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That was the last time, I swear.