Take Five: Bukkake Boys

• Bukkake Boys

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Welcome to Take Five, a (semi-)weekly feature where we ask five Very Important Questions of a local band set to perform that week. Today it’s Bukkake Boys, who bring their brash thrash to 529 this evening.

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1. Sexy name! Hard to Google, though.
Thanks, we try to arouse our fans, as well as entertain.

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2. As a wise man once noted, “Punk rock died when the first kid said ‘Punk’s not dead.’” Is punk dead?
CRASS told us punk is dead, and I believe them.

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3. Who’s your favorite Atlanta sports figure, past or present?
Andre Rison.

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4. I just heard the new Weezer album, and it’s terrible. What’s the last terrible album you heard?
It’s been a while since I’ve heard a true clunker, but the other day I got an Unruled 45 in the mail that was warped beyond belief. I tried to listen to it, and it was indeed a terrible, terrible experience.

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5. Tell me a kid-friendly joke that’s still kind of funny.
Q: What does a sexy ghost wear? A: A fitted sheet.

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With White Boss, Son Skull. $5. 9 P.M. 529, 529 Flat Shoals Ave. 404-228-6769.