Here is Justin Bieber’s tour rider

Biebs needs Swedish Fish and wife beaters to perform

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Around here, I’m allowed one Justin Bieber-related post per month. At least, I think that’s the cap. So here goes this month’s #Biebfeed.

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OMG you guys it’s Biebs’ tour rider! (Click to enlarge.) You know, the list of shit that famous entertainers need from Frito-Lay Amphitheater or wherever in exchange for their hallowed presence at their scheduled gigs. To be fair, the Biebs’ list of demands isn’t that ridiculous, as far as these things go. Give the kid some Swedish Fish, for crying out loud! Although he does ask for an aberrantly large number of socks and white shirts. And in all different sizes, no less. Oh man. Is Justin Bieber running an illegal clothing-sales racket? I’m not asking, I’m just asking. Either way, you heard it here first.