>> Bon Jovi death hoaxer frustrated that Bon Jovi kinda stinks.
>> Kanye West ate the whole thing.
>> RIP Mother Jim Sherwood.
>> Sinead O'Connor ruins perfectly good fourth marriage over weed.
>> Pearl Jam are still very nice guys.
>> Thought Catalog interviewed the dude from Lana del Rey's "Born To Die" video for no good reason.
>> Katy and Russell have a very un-merry Christmas.
>> Quick, before it's all gone, watch some baby Prince.
>> Superdrag hit Daytrotter.
>> Good year for swag.