Tracklist: Worst 28 seconds in the history of music found

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>> Congratulations, Beyoncé! You are the most beautiful woman in the world!

>> Barack Obama slow jams the news on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

>> Seriously, what the hell is wrong with her?

>> Gaga and Bieber added to the celebrity alien ranks of Men in Black III.

>> Jack White will provide the score for Disney’s big Johnny Depp The Lone Ranger reboot.

>> A picture of Ke$ha popping a squat on the side of the road.

>> The Hives are consistent.

>> Rolling Stone reminds us that Fiona Apple dated David Blaine. Thanks.

>> Watch the video for Phonte’s “The Life Of Kings.”

>> Consequence of Sound lurves the new Norah Jones album ...Little Broken Hearts.

>> New Cat Power this September.

>> Download Megafaun’s recent show from The Tabernacle.

>> Happy birthday, Ella Fitzgerald.