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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Will Taylor Swift pull out the big guns for Foster the People lover boy?

/Summer lovin, had me a blast/: Taylor Swift left, Mark Foster right.
  • /Summer lovin, had me a blast/: Taylor Swift left, Mark Foster right.

Taylor Swift is dating that Foster the People guy, Mark Foster. Maybe you've heard this little number while cruising in your Honda Civic down Ponce?

Thought so.

We all know how Swift's relationships end. What she lacks in relationship stability (we're sure the rest of you 22 year old's completely have your stuff together), she more than makes up for in record sales. Those middle upper class 14 year old white girls crave Taylor's songs second only to tater tots and their current crushes.

Our advice to Mark when it ends? Run faster than her bullet.

P.S. Foster the People will be at Verizon next Thursday, June 7th. Get those tickets right here peoples. Just think: one day, when your grandchildren are sitting on your knees, you will sigh, and say, "Back in the good ol days, I saw Foster the People live, in concert, with your grandmother. She was so incredibly sexy back then."

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