His petition reads:
YOU TIRED OF BACK BENDS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF FLOPS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF CORNROWS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF THIN ASHY VOCALS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF GUESSING IF IT'S A MAN OR A WOMAN? SIGN!
I SEE A CHANGE IN OUR FUTURE AMERICA!
In case it isn't obvious, the petitioner feels Ciara's hairstyles, lack of powerhouse vocals, and spine-twisting dance moves have surpassed an intolerable limit throughout her seven years as a recording artist.
"We can't deal with anymore flops in the industry," the petitioner continues. " We want to get rid not only Ciara! But other gimmicks in the music industry! We need more artists like Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Beyonce Knowles just to name a few! Tired of this microwave music! Keep supporting this cause! Thank You."
Damn CiCi, talk about being one of Atlanta's most hated.
Ciara's latest offering, the poptastic "Overdose," might alleviate some of the harsh criticism:
Then again, maybe not.
These underground NY rappers need to take their sound back to NY...circa 1987!
um, her name is Hayley Williams, not Griffin.
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