>> Are you like us? Have you been wondering out-loud in line at the Chipotle what the title of bad boyfriend magnet and country music pop supernova Taylor Swift's new album RED means? Well play along, anyway, hipster meanie. It means feelings. Like the kind she's going to make you feel in your forked soul when she performs must-download track, "State Of Grace," on Fox dog and pony show X Factor, next week. It's going to be RED HOT! (wink)
>> Shortly after finishing their September 30th concert at the Adams Center in Missoula, MT, grunge elders Pearl Jam adjourned to their ivory Ten Club and pronounced themselves to be total classics. #humblebrag. Cool. And Eddie said unto his jam bros, "Let us maketh this show available quickly unto the fans! But ye, for a limited time, and at a special price. Lest they becometh greedy." And so it became so. Probably.
>> 1/5 of Maroon 5 Adam Levine said something funny because it's true, y'all.
>> More like NO, no no, no no, nooo / No, no no, no no, nooo, Usher. #IAMRITE