Friday, January 18, 2013

Tracklist: T.I. names his price

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>> T.I. is worth $75 million, says T.I.

>> "As for the waterfalling woman, we deeply and humbly paralogize for any inconfusion her face of fireworks may have formed while you were falling asleep." ~ Jeff Mangum, obviously

>> Seriously, I don't understand this. "We have the new strokes song, and it's great!" YOU HAVE IT? THEN PLAY IT. PLAY THE NEW STROKES SONG, 107.7 THE END. PLAY THE NEW STROKES SONG. "Hey, did we mention that we're a radio station?" YES. NOW PLAY THE SONG. "We think you'll really like it!" DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK. SHUT UP AND PLAY THE NEW STROKES SONG. "We'll have to leak this soon." LEAK IT SOON? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, 107.7 THE END? LEAK IT NOW.

>> Your honor, mountains beyond mountains of evidence do not lie. The pure golden shaft of country-pop crossover light known as Taylor Swift is actually a woman-hating woman hater who hates women.

>> Cause if you want love, we'll make it. Swim in a deep sea of blankets. Take all your big plans and break 'em. This is bound to be awhile. This wallet is $190. This wallet is $190 (buy my $190 wallet). This wallet is $190.

>> Andrew W.K. partied for the Weather Channel or something.

>> 50 Cent and Bette Midler make a cute couple.

>> O hai, Gucci Mane.

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