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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Tracklist: Lady Gaga hires Jeff Koons

R. Kelly enjoys performing oral sex
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>> Lady Gaga's Jeff Koons' designed ARTPOP album cover looks like " ... a crappy version of a Roy Lichtenstein sculpture or a cheesecake blow-up doll from an old 42nd Street porno shop." Speaking of Jeff Koons, the joy of being Miley Cyrus is that "You don't need to be authentic or individual; you can be everyone and no one."

>> Watch Parkay Quarts Parquet Courts' silly lyric video for their lyrically silly "You've Got Me Wonderin' Now." Now watch Girl Talk and Freeway perform new tune "Tolerated" live at the Brooklyn Bowl. That was loud, huh? You can turn down the volume on your computer but then it's not as much fun.

>> Full (and partial) Stream Ahead: Red Fang, Whales and Leeches, Pearl Jam, Lighting Bolt, Cults, Static, Destroyer, "El Rito," Gorillaz, "Whirlwind."

>> Does anyone have $3,400 I can borrow?

>> According to Thom "Soundbites" Yorke, commercial music streaming service Spotify is actually "the last desperate fart of a dying corpse."

>> According to David Byrne, New York City's 1% is the reason that New York City "doesn't make things anymore."

>> Sir Paul McCartney invented the selfie AND the photobomb.

>> Queen Lorde has opinions. So, just, like, you know. Also LORDE.

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