GENRE: Rock em, sock em robots
THE PITCH: The Autobots, those heroic space robots, must protect Sam Witwicky (Shia LeBeouf) from the evil Decepticons when the all-American teen journeys from college campus to Egyptian desert to find an Earth-shaking artifact called the Matrix of Leadership. No, really.
MONEY SHOTS: Cool robot shapes include a mechanical tiger; a parasitical satellite; a flat, origami-like thief; and the giant Devastator made of multiple pieces of construction equipment. Decepticons rain from the sky and destroy an aircraft carrier. Some of the battles are great in theory like Autobot leader Optimus Prime brawling with three Decepticons in a forest but the robots have so many moving parts, and theres so much editing and camera movement that watching the fight scenes is like trying to watch rollercoasters screw.
WORST LINE: Youll always be my first car, Sam tells the Camaro-robot Bumblebee in a dopey semi-break-up scene that is, nonetheless, less boring than a subplot over whether Sam will say I love you to his mechanically inclined girlfriend Mikaela (Megan Fox).
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