Thursday, February 1, 2007
Randomly Noted February Porn Movie Title Challenge!
Posted by Curt Holman @Curt_Holman on Thu, Feb 1, 2007 at 6:31 PM
Here is your February Porn Movie Title Challenge. From the following list of films opening in Atlanta in February, see how many porno movie equivalent titles you can think up. The classic example of a real movie title inspiring a porno title is:
Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryan's Privates
Extra credit to whoever can come up with a good porno title based on Bridge of Terabitha.
Off The Black
Because I Said So
The Messengers
Inland Empire
Hannibal Rising
Breaking and Entering
Factory Girl
Norbit
Becket
Music and Lyrics
Tyler Perry�s Daddy�s Little Girls
Breach
Bridge to Terabitha
Ghost Rider
Linda Linda Linda
The Number 23
The Abandoned
Black Snake Moan
The Astronaut Farmer
Reno 911: Miami
Unconscious
Flannel Pajamas
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Off The Black - On the Black Because I Said So - The Messengers - ??? Inland Empire - ??/ Hannibal Rising - ?? Breaking and Entering - (self-explanatory) Factory Girl - ? Norbit - Becket - Trying Not to Bend Becket's Balls Music and Lyrics - ?? Tyler PerryÕs DaddyÕs Little Girls - Maybe cut out Tyler Perry's and insert my name? Breach - ??? Bridge to Terabitha - Gettin' on Terabithia Ghost Rider - ??? Linda Linda Linda - Screams, Screams, Screams... The Number 23 - The Abandoned - Black Snake Moan - Moan Like a Snake The Astronaut Farmer - The Astronaut and the Farmer's Daughter (Sci-Fi Porno) Reno 911: Miami Unconscious - that's wrong. Flannel Pajamas - Flannel Pajamas and Baby's Momma's...
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