âThe existence of God can be proven 100%, absolutely, without the use of faith.â
â Kirk Cameron, May 9, on "Nightline Face-Off," ABC's new debate show.
I just want to express my deep gratitude to ABC for allowing Mike Fucking Seaver to settle, once and for all, one of mankind's most important and enduring questions.

I hear that next week's "Nightline Face-Off" will feature Alf and Bronson Pinchot debating the possibility of life on other planets.
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