Thursday, June 21, 2007

'Paris Hilton farts, says excuse me'

Posted By on Thu, Jun 21, 2007 at 9:03 PM

The headline at the top of the News Buzz column on AJC.com's front page right now is "Danny DeVito opens Miami restaurant."

To whom is that relevant? Not even the Miami Herald's Web page features DeVito's restaurant so prominently.

Other News Buzz headlines this afternoon include "Panda cub, mama tussle" and, your eyes are not deceiving you, "Jimmy Kimmel has appendectomy."

Dear AJC,

If you're gonna feature non-Atlanta celebrity non-news so prominently, can we at least get A-listers? "Matthew McConaughey perspires, glistens." "Cameron Diaz drinks soda, asks for refill."

Sincerely,

Andisheh "Ate lunch outside, burped" Nouraee

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