Thursday, June 21, 2007
News / Randomly Noted 'Paris Hilton farts, says excuse me'
Posted by Andisheh Nouraee on Thu, Jun 21, 2007 at 9:03 PM
The headline at the top of the News Buzz column on AJC.com's front page right now is "Danny DeVito opens Miami restaurant."
To whom is that relevant? Not even the Miami Herald's Web page features DeVito's restaurant so prominently.
Other News Buzz headlines this afternoon include "Panda cub, mama tussle" and, your eyes are not deceiving you, "Jimmy Kimmel has appendectomy."
Dear AJC,
If you're gonna feature non-Atlanta celebrity non-news so prominently, can we at least get A-listers? "Matthew McConaughey perspires, glistens." "Cameron Diaz drinks soda, asks for refill."
Sincerely,
Andisheh "Ate lunch outside, burped" Nouraee
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"Madonna sneezes, wipes nose" "Winona Ryder still alive, hasn't stolen" "Courtney Love skanky, Cobain dead" "Martha Stewart buys scissors, beats servant" "Nicole Richie buys shirt, still won't eat" "Rachel Ray a cook, not chef" Thanks for the call for common sense, Andisheh!
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