Having been released all of two days ago, the Harry Potter book is ancient pop culture history now, so itâs time for us all to get psyched about The Next Landmark Pop Culture Event, The Simpsons Movie, which opens Friday. So the question is, What is one of your favorite lines from âThe Simpsonsâ?
I have too many to recall in full, and could probably think of them more quickly back when the show was at its peak. A few of my favorites are:
Mrs. Krabapple: âCanât⦠stop⦠doing⦠The Monkey!âHomer: âBut I donât even believe in Jebus.â
Comic Book Guy: âIt is a very rare âMary Worthâ comic strip in which she advises a friend to commit suicide.ââ
Chief Wiggum: âWhat is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?â
But for sheer quantity personal use, my favorite is probably Nelsonâs mocking exclamation âHA-Ha!â because it seems to constantly echo throughout my daily life.
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Rainier Wolfcastle (as Radioactive Man): Ze goggles! Zey do nussing!
Mine is Bart's "Can't sleep, clown will eat me..."
Homer: Jeebus? Are you there, Jeebus? Marge: Homer, have you been licking toads? Homer: I haven't NOT been licking toads! Homer: Marge, where is that metal deelie...you use to...dig...food? Nelson: [constantly] Ha-ha! Comic Book Guy: [also constantly] Worst. Episode. Ever.
I can't get over the line in the preview, "Spider pig...Spider pig....(Homer sings while holding a pig to the ceiling)."
"egg-sellent," but mainly because I enjoy seeing Mr. Burns drum his fingers together.
Rainier Wolfcastle: "Maybe you are all homosexuals!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAU5P8rj_ME
Homer: "C'mon Marge, less arty, more farty!" (At the chili cookoff in the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper episode)
Bart (talking about Santa's Little Helper after letting the repo man take him insted of Bart's new dog Laddie) " I guess i was the only one who loved him." Millhouse: " You got that right. Remeber when Santa's Little Helper ate my goldfish, but you convinced me that I never had a goldfish? Well, why'd I have the bowl Bart?! Why'd I have the bowl?"
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.