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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

News Is Satan responsible for California wildfires?

Posted by Andisheh Nouraee on Wed, Oct 24, 2007 at 7:30 PM

According to California's emergency management office, 426,236 acres of Southern California have been consumed during the latest round of wildfires.

That's equal to 666 square miles.

These fires are clearly the work of Satan.

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I think John Fitzgerald Page set the fires to distract us.

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Posted by Mr. T on October 24, 2007 at 3:21 PM

Only 71,044 more acres and then we can blame it on God.

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Posted by Take the Blame on October 24, 2007 at 4:20 PM

Whew! I thought it was global warming's fault. What a relief.

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Posted by Ken Edelstein on October 24, 2007 at 10:59 PM

It has to be global warming, because there is no God, therefore no Satan and there have never been fires in California before.... haha

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Posted by Dale on October 25, 2007 at 9:05 AM

I'm sick and tired of you mere mortals constantly bashing me. Jesus put you up to this, right?!!!

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Posted by Satan on October 26, 2007 at 10:22 AM

Satan, I hereby cast you from this sacred den of Atlanta anger! Be out, demon! We have no want for you here! PS Does Hell have droughts?

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Posted by ThomasWheatley on October 26, 2007 at 10:50 AM

Satan created John Fitzgerald Page too. Do not be fooled.

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Posted by Mr. T on October 26, 2007 at 11:06 AM
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