Tuesday, November 20, 2007
News Dixie dregs
Posted by Scott Henry @ScottTheHenry on Tue, Nov 20, 2007 at 4:56 PM
Hey, kids! A new forecast by our friends at the Army Corps of Engineers tells us it'll be only a few short weeks till we're all drinking from Lake Lanier’s “dead pool.†Mmm!
Maybe we could bottle it and market it under some tasty-sounding name. Here’s some suggestions:
- Stagnant Springs
- Buford Dam Backwash
- Eau de Merde
- Effluvi-Yum
- Sedimentally Yours
- Brown Water Mountain
- Fish-kill Spritzer
- Aqua-Giardia
- Cesspool Juice
- Dasani
OK, here's the lovely chart (click to enlarge):
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