Saturday, March 8, 2008

Profile: Jerry Turner, crime scene cleaner

Posted by Brooke Williams on Sat, Mar 8, 2008 at 5:00 PM

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(Photo by Joeff Davis)

Jerry Turner is president of Advanced Bio-Treatment, a company that specializes in cleaning the mess left behind by murder and suicide. The company also cleans up urine and feces, as well as old meth labs.

“Suicide from firearms are difficult because the splatters are small and located all over the place.”

The most gruesome place he’s cleaned: “A suicide with a [large caliber rifle]. It looked like 15 bodies had been slaughtered, not just one head.”

On telling people his job: “I pass out my business card and all kinds of cool conversation happens. It’s like my bar trick.”

“I have empathy for people. I understand how it affects people to lose a loved one. But death just doesn’t bother me at all. It’s a part of life. Everybody dies.”

On what he looks for when hiring: “They need to be meticulous and not squeamish. Most of my workforce is women. I guess they’re used to dirty diapers. And they’re typically cleaner than men.”

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He looks sorta like a sperm, don't he?

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Posted by Red Sammy Butts on March 9, 2008 at 5:27 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of the Oompa-Loompas in the "TV Dinner" room, right? Weren't they wearing cleansuits? Has Jerry been on that Discovery Channel show yet?

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Posted by shelbinator on March 9, 2008 at 7:52 PM

What a strange life! Love the quote about women!

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Posted by Macon MCGinley on March 11, 2008 at 8:20 AM

They paraphrased my answers. I actually said that the smell didn't bother women as much I suppose because of changing dirty diapers and such. And I rather thought I looked like Papa Smurf. LOL Go to the news tab of my web site for more stories and interviews. www.advancedbio-treatment.com

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Posted by Jerry Turner on March 18, 2008 at 3:34 PM

I think he looks absolutely adorable!!! Muah!

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Posted by Elizabeth on June 17, 2008 at 3:43 PM

No to me he looks like the cop on "THE SHEILD" lmfao

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Posted by Carlos on November 29, 2008 at 7:05 PM

well i think he;s the hottest pooh in the world, right baby laters

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Posted by anahi on November 29, 2008 at 7:08 PM

Interesting site!

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Posted by Water Restoration Company on August 15, 2009 at 7:12 PM
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