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Monday, April 7, 2008

Morning headlines

Posted by Russell McLendon on Mon, Apr 7, 2008 at 3:19 PM

FEUD FOR THOUGHT: GOP infighting led to major bills such as transportation funding sine dying on the vine Friday. But don't worry; at least now you can bring your guns on MARTA. Click here to read Thomas' sine die live blog.

BOB BARR: Forms presidential exploratory committee, indicating he's seriously considering running against Ralph Nader for general-election spoiler.

WWE AND HGH: Homeowner discovers HGH in his Locust Grove house, which once belonged to a pro wrestler, FOX 5 reports. I'm also amused to see a pro wrestling newsletter covering HGH abuse, which is like a soap opera magazine covering cosmetic surgery.

IMMIGRATION: Gwinnett prisons begin screening inmates for immigration violations, and AccessNorthGa is on the case with an adrenaline-pumping news graphic.

CLAYTON SCHOOLS: Things have been better.

BMW CARAVAN: Two hundred seventy-one bored, rich people drive from Chateau Elan to Atlanta Raceway in Braselton in not only the Guinness world-record longest caravan of BMWs, but cars in general.

CROSS-DRESSING THE LINE? Wisconsin elementary school holds dress-up day for kids to either dress as senior citizens or members of the opposite sex, an idea the kids came up with. Christian talk radio hears about the tiny trannies, though, and goes on an angry mission of talking.

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When is someone gonna stop muscular foreigners in slacks from running around our chainlink fences? WHEN!!??!?

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Posted by Andisheh_Nouraee on 04/07/2008 at 10:24 AM

You see, liberals? Stop holding up our funding! Finish the fence before you build the wall!

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Posted by ThomasWheatley on 04/07/2008 at 12:06 PM
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