Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Virgins at risk if Obama wins, warns local conservative

Posted by Andisheh Nouraee on Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 7:55 PM

Cross your legs!

An Obama victory in November will mean victory for imbeciles and danger for the nation's hymens!

So warns Mary Grabar, the local conservative writer who complained in the AJC last year about the pesky liberals who ruined Inman Park Festival for her when they mocked President Bush during the parade.

Here's an excerpt from Grabar's latest column at Townhall.com.

"Obama’s advance troops have already taken over our college campuses, have bound and gagged our conservative professors, have ravished our virgins, have pillaged our stores of wisdom, and have ensconced themselves in the thrones of power in deans’, presidents’ and department heads’ offices."

Grabar claims Obama's popularity among the educated is the result of the destruction of Western intellectual and moral traditions by the anti-Christian, anti-Semitic, crypto-Communists who control college campuses.

Her unabridged idiocy can be found here.

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Sounds like she's a believer in http://www.ironhymen.com/

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Posted by Roxie on June 11, 2008 at 5:27 AM

From Iron Hymen's excellent companion site for boys, Sex Is For Fags: Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!"

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Posted by Andisheh Nouraee on June 11, 2008 at 6:47 AM

Perhaps she didn't notice that the culture wars were won about ten years ago. David Brooks' "Bobos in Paradise" provides a pretty good overview...

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Posted by Scott on June 11, 2008 at 10:35 AM
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