Cross your legs!
An Obama victory in November will mean victory for imbeciles and danger for the nation's hymens!
So warns Mary Grabar, the local conservative writer who complained in the AJC last year about the pesky liberals who ruined Inman Park Festival for her when they mocked President Bush during the parade.
Here's an excerpt from Grabar's latest column at Townhall.com.
"Obamas advance troops have already taken over our college campuses, have bound and gagged our conservative professors, have ravished our virgins, have pillaged our stores of wisdom, and have ensconced themselves in the thrones of power in deans, presidents and department heads offices."
Grabar claims Obama's popularity among the educated is the result of the destruction of Western intellectual and moral traditions by the anti-Christian, anti-Semitic, crypto-Communists who control college campuses.
Her unabridged idiocy can be found here.
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Sounds like she's a believer in http://www.ironhymen.com/
From Iron Hymen's excellent companion site for boys, Sex Is For Fags: Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking cuz He already knows!"