Emo is Russian for baggy pants

American lawmakers waste our time and money on banning baggy pants.

Russian lawmakers waste their country’s time and money on this b.s.:

Russian lawmakers last month gave broad approval to a broad “concept for the spiritual and moral education of children,” including plans for curfews, bans on “emo and goth” fashions in schools and censorship of text messages.

For the record, I’d be totally fine with a global ban of My Chemical Romance.