Our tubes are clogged
We’ve been having server problems at the massive Creative Loafing MSM complex. Angry bloggers cut our thingamajig cable and ... goodbye to the Internets. Or else it was construction workers. Or terrorists.
But the hamsters are carrying our posts through the electronic tubes from remote locations. The usual errant missives should be arriving fast and furious throughout the day — now that I have my baton out and am flogging the writers.