Friday, August 8, 2008
News Dept. of Bizarro
Posted by Mara Shalhoup on Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 8:59 PM
The following offenses appear on a list of crimes for which Georgians can be imprisoned. The list is available on the state Department of Corrections' website. Go figure.
Advocating the overthrow of governmentBestiality
Cheating & swindling
Child born out of wedlock
Disrupting the General Assembly
Fornication & adultery
Leave scene had injuries
Machine gun activities
Marry a bigamist
Necrophilia
Offenses against public transit
Sale/possession/etc. model glue
Seduction
Violation of bingo rules
Wife beating
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disrupting of the general assembly? seems like there should be at least 236 violators...
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Yeah, I was gonna say that a number of state legislators are guilty of a majority of the crimes of this list any given day that the General Assembly is in session...
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