Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Scarlett Johansson is a clone!

Posted By on Tue, Aug 26, 2008 at 7:27 PM

This comment from "Serge" to Curt Holman's post yesterday on Vicky Cristina Barcelona (reviewed here) may be my favorite comment of all time:

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally by using stolen biomaterial. Original person is very nice(not d**n sexy),most important-CHRISTIAN young lady!I\\\’ll tell you more,those clones(it\\\’s not only one)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,N. Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town.You can\\\’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning! H. Kohl clone staff 100% controlling their clones spreading around the world,they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials,no matter what form it was created,it all needs back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Original Scarlett is not engage,by the way!

Serge: Thanks so much for warning us about this problem.

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