Is it me, or has there been a spike in kidnapped drug dealers lately?
On Sunday, a kidnapped drug dealer threw himself out of a car on I-285 and rolled across several lanes of traffic. In July, a kidnapped drug dealer was chained up and held for nearly a week in a Lilburn basement. And in May, a badly beaten kidnapped drug dealer was found in the trunk of a car near Grant Park (though in the end, that guy wasn't really kidnapped but merely faked the abduction perhaps because he knew about the trend in kidnapped drug dealers).
The trend seems to be resonating strongly in the suburbs, of all places. Who knew?
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