I'm not going to be able to finish the story I was supposed to write this week because I need to go to Washington to save the economy. This has nothing to do with the fact that I've fallen behind on my interviews. It's because I love my country more than you do.
If you truly believe in putting your country first, my friends, you'll join me in dropping all your previous commitments for this week so that you too can contribute to this bipartisan effort.