Monday, September 29, 2008
News God to gas-starved Georgians: 'Make up your minds already'
Posted by Andisheh Nouraee on Mon, Sep 29, 2008 at 8:53 PM
In an exclusive interview with Creative Loafing, God asked gasoline-starved Georgians to make up their minds already.
"You prayed for rain, so I gave unto you an exceptionally active Atlantic hurricane season," the Almighty said today. "Now you're nagging because my wind-borne servants, Gustav and Ike, slowed your gasoline production. I swear there's no pleasing some people."
The Lord added that He's going to be pretty busy with the nation's financial crisis for a few days and would be grateful if Georgians didn't bug him with any more liquid-based prayers for a while.
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God - I'm pretty sure you read not only all of Andisheh's blog posts, but all the comments as well, so I will take advantage of this opportunity to gently remind you that the rain-producing hurricane season you were bragging about didn't really do squat for us around here. Had Andisheh done his homework, he would've confronted you with this disturbing fact. Maybe he just wasn't in the mood to speak truth to power?
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Yeah Andisheh, you should've called the weather channel, or at least Dagmar Midcap, for comment to get the real facts on this exclusive.
The last guy that "spoke truth to power" has horns and a pitchfork, you don't think my boy Andisheh is dumb do you? He also knows not to call Dagmar .... she's mine.
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