Tuesday, October 14, 2008
News Peaceful aliens visit Earth today
Posted by Thomas Wheatley @thomaswheatley on Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 1:34 PM
The presidential campaign, economy and whisper campaign about this "pundit" will take a backseat in the news today as an alien race named the Federation of Light will visit our perfect world.
According to several believers, a "craft of great size shall be visible within [our skies]" and will land in the southern hemisphere. I'm only mentioning this because "Alabama" has something to do with the landing.
From Blossom Godchild, psychic and channeler (click on "Federation of light" on the left menu, then "The Message"):
TO LEADERS, GOVERNERS, POLITICIANS ANDALL PEOPLE OF EARTH …
We wish it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size shall be visible within your skies. It shall be in the south of your hemisphere and it shall scan over many of your states.
We give to you the name of Alabama.
It has been decided that we shall remain within your atmosphere for the minimum of three of your twenty four hour periods.
During this time there will be much commotion upon your earth plane. Your highest authorities will be intruding into ‘our’ atmospherics that surround our ship. This ‘security field’ is necessary for us, as there shall take place a ‘farce’ from those in your world who shall try to deny that we come in LOVE.
KNOW OF THIS
WE COME TO ASSIST YOUR WORLD.
WE DO NOT COME TO TAKE OVER.
WE DO NOT COME TO DESTRUCT.
WE COME TO GIVE YOU HOPE.
This blog reported lights over Australia and said the ship was supposed to appear in North America this morning. Didn't happen. (How awesome is it that Tom Cruise has a paid ad on the site?)
If the Federation of Light does pull through and makes an appearance, please go easy on them. Don't ask them what they think about the bailout package or if Barack Obama is really a Muslim. These superior beings have more important things to check out while they visit us.
In other news, the Georgia General Assembly will try to arrest these illegal immigrants. CL, however, welcomes its alien overlords and offers free advertising space for their message of love and unity.
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