GENRE: Acerbic seasonal comedy
THE PITCH: Happily unmarried yuppie couple Brad and Kate (Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon) get a crash course in family togetherness when forced to make four separate visits to their divorced parents (Robert Duvall, Mary Steenburgen, Sissy Spacek and Jon Voight, all Oscar winners) one foggy Christmas day.
MONEY SHOTS: Brads backyard-wrestling brothers (country singer Tim McGraw and Swingers Jon Favreau) pin him in undignified positions. Brads attempt to install his fathers satellite dish ends up with a wrecked living room and a TV in flames. Out of nowhere, Kates niece drenches her with projectile vomiting, setting off Brads gag reflex. Brad showboats as Joseph at a church nativity show.
BEST LINE: My childhood was like The Shawshank Redemption, laments Brad while explaining that he changed his name from Orlando.
LAMEST LINE: We thank you, dear Lord, because theres nothing more important than family, declares Voight (the tolerable parent) at Christmas dinner. The film wants to have its family-bashing fruitcake and eat it, too.
DUMBEST LINE FROM THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME: Kates sister (Kristin Chenoweth, a perfect foil for Witherspoon) describes the honesty in her marriage He knows I slept with the entire water polo team, just like I know he experimented with men prompting the guy next to me to exclaim, Thats so gay! Well, yeah.
FLESH FACTOR: Chenoweth and Brads sister-in-law (Katy Mixon), both breast-feeding moms, show off round, tan cleavage, partly as a means to set off child-averse Kates maternal instincts.
FASHION STATEMENTS: Well over a foot shorter than Vaughn, Witherspoon totters on super-high heels that nearly tilt her feet to 90-degree angles.
CAMEOS: Director Seth Gordon, who helmed the documentary The King of Kong, casts underdog Donkey Kong player Steve Wiebe in a silent role. Vaughns longtime pal and producer Peter Billingsley, who starred in the truly wonderful holiday movie A Christmas Story, plays a bit part as an unhelpful airline employee. Former Atlantan Brian Baumgartner of The Office has two funny lines at an office party scene.
PRODUCT PLACEMENT: A tense round of the board game Taboo takes place at Spaceks house and includes the exchange, The only man Im allowed to cheat on you with. John Grisham! Brad and Kate drive around the Bay Area in a black Range Rover.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE: So Brad and Kate have never met anyone in each others families after three years together, even though they all live in the Bay Area? How is that even possible?
THE BOTTOM LINE: Vaughn and Witherspoon seem like a great comic team on paper, but his roles so uptight and theyre both so disgustingly happy (at first) that sparks never really fly. Four Christmases features some laugh-out-loud Meet the Parents-style situations, particularly at Duvall and Steenburgens homes, but wimps out rather than affirm Brad and Kates initial anti-family attitudes. Sometimes you want a lump of coal in your stocking.
Four Christmases 2 stars Directed by Seth Gordon. Stars Vince Vaughn, Reese Witherspoon. Rated PG-13. Opens Wed., Nov. 26. At area theaters.
(Photo courtesy New Line Cinema)
Comments (0)