Morning Newsdome: Geriatric gorillas and corrupt officials January 28 2009
Don’t be a wanker... seriously, it can give you cancer.
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- First Citigroup wants to buy a $50 mil jet, now HuffPo reports Bank of America hosted a call with other bailout recipients to try and defeat a key labor bill... they show no remorse, do they...
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- What’s wrong with this picture: Man robs bank for $100 ‘cause he’s homeless and hungry, gets 15 years after turning himself in... Bernie Madoff, who defrauded thousands for millions, is under house arrest.... and last but definitely not least, AIG executive was sentenced to 4 years after being convicted of defrauding shareholders of $500 million.
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- Backbone or posturing? hmmm, yep, it’s posturing: GOP House members to vote against Obama stimulus package.
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- The crunchiness isn’t what you think it is: FDA alleges Georgia company “knowingly” sold peanut butter tainted with Salmonella.
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- Zoo Atlanta “challenged” by “geriatric gorillas” ... Maybe they ought to send them to Gorilla Haven.
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- You know what they say about high fructose corn syrup, right?... Yep, that it contains high levels of mercury.
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- Don’t be such a wanker... seriously... it can give you cancer... unless you’re over 50, then it can save your life.
(Photo by Joeff Davis)