Thursday, February 5, 2009

Streetalk: Is chocolate the key to your heart?

Posted By on Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 5:52 PM

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Christi: Dirty talk is the key to my heart. Chocolate is boring, makes you fat and makes you sick. The last guy who gave me chocolates for Valentine’s Day ... it was the worst relationship of my life. The chocolate didn’t help at all. He was totally obnoxious. I told him he didn’t owe me anything at all. I gave the chocolates away. The chocolate only made it worst. You stop at CVS to get me some cheap crappy chocolate. What’s the point? I’m not even into chocolate. The only chocolate I like is Snickers.

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Brianne: The key to my heart is love, like real love. Chocolate ... okay that’s great, but I need a little bit more than chocolate. Chocolate is good, but, you know, I'd like something a little bit more expensive. Show me you care. Chocolate is like the icing on the cake. But I need the cake. A trip would be nice, and you can never go wrong with jewelry or diamonds. That’s what I think about on Valentine’s Day — diamonds. You know they’re a girl’s best friend.  There has to be more to it than just chocolate.

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Amy: Chocolate is a darling gesture but it has to part of a greater package. There should be the caramel of true love and respect. I’ve gotten chocolates from complete losers. You’re on the verge of dumping them and then they give you chocolate as if this is suppose to make up for everything else. If you get a loser that gives you quality chocolate he is a player and a poser. Your kind of brainless loser is going to get you cheap chocolate. The player springs for the good chocolate, but then he’s going to hit on girls behind your back.

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