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Monday, February 23, 2009

GOP Problem Solver has the answers

Posted by Thomas Wheatley on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 6:45 PM

Remember how Michael Steele — the newly elected GOP Party chief, NOT the porn star (NSFW!) — promised his party would reach out to potential voters with an "off-the-hook" PR blitz? It would improve the Republican image — even with "one-armed midgets!"

Here's the first blast! The GOP Problem Solver. Ask a question, and the GOP genie in the Internets will tell you the solution.

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And what if this newfangled contraption's answer "doesn't make sense?"

"Then the terrorists win."

(Hat tip to shorterexcerpts)

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What is the biggest problem in your life? my cat throws up too much Solution The solution to your problem is a $82,060 tax cut. YAY!

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Posted by Debbie Michaud on 02/23/2009 at 2:06 PM

I put in "uncontrollable flatulence." Apparently I need a $97,692 tax cut.

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Posted by Sara on 02/23/2009 at 2:26 PM

duh! tax cuts solve all problems. or else the terrorists will have won.

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Posted by wesley what what on 02/23/2009 at 3:20 PM
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