GOP Problem Solver has the answers
Ask away, confused citizen!
Remember how Michael Steele — the newly elected GOP Party chief, NOT the porn star (NSFW!) — promised his party would reach out to potential voters with an “off-the-hook” PR blitz? It would improve the Republican image — even with “one-armed midgets!”
Here’s the first blast! The GOP Problem Solver. Ask a question, and the GOP genie in the Internets will tell you the solution.
And what if this newfangled contraption’s answer “doesn’t make sense?”
“Then the terrorists win.”
(Hat tip to shorterexcerpts)