Monday, February 23, 2009

GOP Problem Solver has the answers

Posted By on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 6:45 PM

Remember how Michael Steele — the newly elected GOP Party chief, NOT the porn star (NSFW!) — promised his party would reach out to potential voters with an "off-the-hook" PR blitz? It would improve the Republican image — even with "one-armed midgets!"

Here's the first blast! The GOP Problem Solver. Ask a question, and the GOP genie in the Internets will tell you the solution.

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And what if this newfangled contraption's answer "doesn't make sense?"

"Then the terrorists win."

(Hat tip to shorterexcerpts)

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