Jason: It would be a minute and a half before I'd pee on that tree right there but unfortunately Im with a girl right now, so you know how that goes. When youre with somebody, you sit there and wait, and you continue to wait until you make it to the one port-a-potty they have at Piedmont Park. If it wasnt for her, I wouldnt be waiting. Im good right now. Maybe in another 10 minutes it could get a little urgent. They have 50 port-a-potties we cant use. Its fenced off unless you want to pay $30 to go to [Park] Tavern.
Bianca: Ive been here about 10 minutes. I dont even know what Ill do. But [the park's new public restroom] looks really cool. I dont know what it is. Its not a port-a-potty. It looks really automatic and up-to-date. So that does make you want to stay a little longer. Ill wait 10 minutes, or maybe more. I want to see what it looks like inside. It does look new and clean. If it was a regular port-a-potty, Id probably find a bathroom before I got home. But because of the way it looks, Ill stay longer.
Susan: I will wait awhile, because I dont have to go that bad. But my girlfriend just paid $10 to cut in line after we waited about 10 minutes, after they denied her at those port-a-potties. She really had to go but I dont have to go that bad. I figure I already have this spot in this line; I might as well take advantage of it while Im here. Ill have to go in 20 minutes, Im sure. I dont want to start this whole process all over again.
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