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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Found: Atlanta's 'Texts From Last Night'

Text messages detailing drunken escapades, regrettable hook-ups and general displays of idiocy can now be recorded for posterity at You can even search by area code!

(404): It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.

(404): No one shows this much boob at breakfast

(404): last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.

(404): one word: firstdatebathroomanal

(843): lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.

(404): Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

(770): Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

(404): Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

(770): Fuck. Wron person. But yea

(770): I just barfed on his mom.

(404): You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.

(706): I think I'm in Tiajuana

(404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago

(706): I could be


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