Text messages detailing drunken escapades, regrettable hook-ups and general displays of idiocy can now be recorded for posterity at TextsFromLastNight.com. You can even search by area code!
(404): It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
(404): No one shows this much boob at breakfast
(404): last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
(404): one word: firstdatebathroomanal
(843): lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
(404): Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
(770): Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
(404): Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
(770): Fuck. Wron person. But yea
(770): I just barfed on his mom.
(404): You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
(706): I think I'm in Tiajuana
(404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
(706): I could be
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