Thursday, June 18, 2009

TEAM COVERAGE: Piedmont Park Pool Poo spill lead story on

Posted By on Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 10:11 PM

click to enlarge AJC: #1 for #2 news!
  • AJC: #1 for #2 news!

For some horrible, unknowable reason, the lead story on at this very moment is the temporary closure of Piedmont Park pool today due to fecal contamination.

That's not a joke. It really is the lead story. With a picture and everything.

The story doesn't have byline, so I have no idea if it was reported by the paper's Senior Swimming Pool Correspondent, the Assistant Editor of Potty Training, or a Miscellaneous Spills reporter.

THIS JUST IN: The QuikTrip at North Druid Hills and Briarcliff roads reports a taquito has been dropped on the floor by a clumsy. I repeat: taquito down!

(A tug at the elastic thigh-band of my Huggies Pull-Ups® to @loriming for alerting me to this, and to Thomas Wheatley, for his Poo-litzer Prize-winning report on the spill earlier this afternoon.)

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