Tuesday, July 7, 2009
News Morning Newsdome: Collectively pushing the reset button; MJ's brains; Palin ain't no quitter
Posted by Alejandro A. Leal on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 1:56 PM
- In Moscow, President Obama tells Russian youth to push the reset button... and they collectively reach for their iPods. (wa wah)
- The casket holding Michael Jackson's body will apparently be on display at the Staples Center in Los Angeles... but I'll tell you what won't be there: his brain.
- Sarah Palin clears the air: She does not quit... no, she retreats slowly, while grabbing at your hair shrieking in your general direction.
- Remember that killer on the loose in South Carolina? Well worry no more, he was shot dead by police.
- Junk science: AZ State Senator: "The earth has been here for 6000 years and we haven't destroyed it yet, so we don't need no stinkin' laws to protect the environment!"
- About damn time: U.S. Department of Justice looking into exclusive deals between telecoms and handset makers.
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"The casket holding Michael Jackson’s body will be apparently be on display at the Staples Center in Los Angeles… but I’ll tell you what won’t be there: his brain." The real reason they are burying Michael sans brain is because the government knows the Zombie Apocalypse is nigh. It's an exercise in futility, I assure you. I'm not excited (as far as you know).
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