Tuesday, July 14, 2009
News Russian spymachine, possible alien spotted near Gold Dome
Posted by Thomas Wheatley @thomaswheatley on Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 4:35 PM
Don't count on the liberal media to bring you the REAL stories, Atlanta. This morning, a top-secret manned "missile" capable of completely destroying our freedoms was spotted near the Gold Dome.
The pilots of these mobile weapons — weapons, mind you, that will cripple the country's robust automobile industry — are so proud of their mission they now brazenly maneuver through morning traffic. Many motorists were bemused by the machines. Not CL.
After the jump, the weapon attempts to evade CL's roving Homeland Security unit.
If you spot this threat to our city and the state's most beautiful yet worthless building, send us a line. (If you're the driver of this machine, also send me a line. I'd seriously love to know how it handles and what kind of gas mileage you get.)
(Photo by Whomas Theatley)
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Ahh, the MonoTracer. Sickeningly expensive (only because I can't afford one), and super cool looking. http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/monotracer_covered_motorcycles.php 65 MPG.
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A few months back I spotted one of these on Hill across from Daddy D'z. It was on its side and the occupants were trapped inside. It took _five_ men to right it because: i)It was raining ii)There was no place to grip the damn thing iii)It's a lot more heavy then it looks It seem designed more for looks then function.
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