State lawmaker all agog about reservoirs

Pretty soon Georgia will be one giant pond, and we’ll all live on houseboats.

Oh, state Sen. Chip Pearson, you do not disappoint, sir!

The Republican lawmaker from Dawsonville — whom we’ve lovingly nicknamed “Dirty Sanchez” — is the Gold Dome’s biggest cheerleader of reservoirs and always open to revisiting some of those pesky environmental laws that get in the way of economic development and jobs, jobs, jobs.

Every year he seems to offer one bad legislative idea after the other, and every year we recognize him for his efforts with a Golden Sleaze Award. It’s like clockwork, people!

He didn’t disappoint us today. In a Dawson Times editorial, Pearson says the state needs a “MacArthur Plan for Georgia’s water future.”

Does it involve more conservation, which environmental advocates say is the cheapest and easiest measure and offers the biggest bang for the buck when it comes to reducing demand on metro Atlanta’s fragile water supply?

Nope! Pearson says we need to dig holes. Lots and lots of holes.