I never expected the Green's Beverage Newsletter to be a valuable source of A&E news. This morning I was proven wrong.
This is for real:
Come meet Dan Aykroyd and get a signed bottle of CRYSTAL HEAD.
FRIDAY, SEP. 18
2 pm 4 pm
2614 Buford Hwy NE
Where shopping is always an experience!
(That's Green's on Buford Highway. Don't go to the one on Ponce.)
And it gets better. Aykroyd puts Billy Mays to shame (and Dan Brown, too):
Now, what to put in a bottle laden with such symbology and iconographic value? Such a symbol that speaks to our own common universality should have joy associated with it, shouldn't it? Also since we're challenging traditional beliefs with the legend, the project should have a challenging aspect to it as well. We have this mystic symbol, in which we have chosen to enclose joy, in the form of a very pure alcoholic beverage.
Which beverage, however? Only the most challenging arena in legal recreational consumables industry vodka.
YES! Just think of the video as a good chaser for washing down a gloomy Friday afternoon. See more at Crystal Head Vodka's official website, which features a link to Aykroyd's other booze empire, Dan Aykroyd Wines.
The vodka is "quadruple distilled." That is, it's triple distilled in a process that involves 500 million-year-old crystals, before being distilled a fourth and final time. Let me say that again: The vodka's distilled through REAL crystals. The skull bottles were even designed by a legitimate museum artist, John Alexander. Here's a link to his retrospective at the Smithsonian Institute.
For more info, contact Jay Vayda, the official Green's "Spirits Coordinator," at (404) 872-1109, or send an email to email@example.com.
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