Morning Newsdome: Breaking! Kanye interrupts the President! September 14 2009
DEVELOPING: Kanye West is still a douche! This is why he wasn’t invited to the President’s speech on health care reform:
As for real news:
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- Who says Obama panders to big business? Markets are expected to slouch all day in reaction to the President’ s address on financial services reform.
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- This is sure to get the tea baggers in a tizzy: Osama Bin Laden purportedly releases new audio tape.
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- More evidence that the cell phone industry is one big incestuous clusterfuck: T-Mobile looking to buy Sprint... meanwhile, Sprint stock rises 32 percent on the ensuing speculation.
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- It’s come to this: Plastic surgeons in the UK will begin offering “natural breast augmentation,” using unwanted fat from the same patient to graft a new, bigger, pair of boobies.
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