Thursday, October 8, 2009
News Sandy Springs crime analyst manager must spread God's word
Posted by Thomas Wheatley @thomaswheatley on Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 5:32 PM
Looking for your daily dose of how backwards and baffling metro Atlanta can be? We suggest you take a gander at this "crime analyst manager" job listing recently posted by the Sandy Springs Police Department!
According to the listing, candidates itching to pinpoint crimes in the well-heeled city that prays at the altar of privatization must also be ready to spread the WORD OF OUR LORD.
Not mentioned: Job seekers must also occasionally drive to Berry College and exorcise foul hell beasts.
UPDATE: Sandy Springs has snatched down the wacky wording, as you'll learn if you try to use the link above — but, thankfully, Google caches never die!
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