Tuesday, November 3, 2009

SHOCK: Borders, Keyser to Atlanta mayoral run-off!!!

Posted by Andisheh Nouraee on Tue, Nov 3, 2009 at 7:32 PM

Even though polls will stay open in Atlanta for another five-and-a-half hours, Fox 5 is already reporting Lisa Borders and Kyle Keyser finished first and second in today's Atlanta mayoral election, with 100 percent of precincts reporting.

Here's the screenshot:

Keyser-Borders

Either Ken Cook's Doppler Radar doubles as a time machine, or someone at Fox 5 posted the wrong information online. I'm guessing the latter.

Just to be clear, the polls are still open and no results are available. The chart you see above actually appears on Fox 5's web site, but the numbers are ARE NOT the actual results.

UPDATE: Fox 5 has fixed the chart on its web site. No votes have been counted. Keyser and Borders haven't won. Ken Cook does not have a time machine.

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We may be able to tell that Fox fixed the site and that we can't yet determine the winner of the mayoral race, but I'd still like to believe that Ken Cook has a time machine. I'm sure he could tell us what the weather was in the past.

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Posted by S-time-ied on November 3, 2009 at 3:50 PM

A time machine would explain why his mustache never ages.

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Posted by Ken for Mayor on November 3, 2009 at 4:29 PM

Are Fox and Diebold connected? If so, Fox may have the ACTUAL results, at least according to the Diebold voting machines.

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Posted by Jim Garrison on November 3, 2009 at 4:56 PM

Oh, if only it were so, News Corp...

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Posted by MC W on November 3, 2009 at 5:16 PM

Ken Cook may not have a time machine, but he does have a rockin' black leather Member's Only jacket.

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Posted by atlpaddy on November 3, 2009 at 6:01 PM

ken cook for mayor? tell me more...

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Posted by wesleywhatwhat on November 4, 2009 at 9:16 AM

Universal mustache care for our children, and our children's children.

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Posted by Ken for Mayor on November 4, 2009 at 11:53 AM
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