At the GOP rally/Tea Party at the U.S. Capitol yesterday, Rep. Paul Broun (R - CrazyPartsOfGeorgia) had a stern warning for Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi:
"Go tell your Congressman youre not going to eat this rotten, stinking fish that is . . . [awkward pause] Pelosi health care!
Were going to put a stop sign in front of her steam roll of socialism! Go to it, patriots!"
I haven't played Rock-Paper-Scissors in a while, but I'm pretty sure steam roller beats stop sign. Here's a video. Broun's comments begin at the 4:35 mark.
While we're on the subject of gratuitous dumbassitude masquerading as steadfast patriotism, at the same event yesterday House Minority Leader Rep. John Boehner's held up what he claimed was his copy of the U.S. Constitution and read aloud from what the section he described as its preamble:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."
Those words are not from the Constitution. They are from the Declaration of Independence.
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