Georgia’s ‘water wars’ lawyer to make $$$

The lawyer hired by Gov. Sonny Perdue to file appeals, injunctions, motions and whatever else barristers do for Georgia in its ongoing “water war” with Florida and Alabama will be paid $855 an hour.

The AJC reports:

Seth Waxman, a former U.S. solicitor general in the Clinton administration, was tapped this week to replace Paul Clement, a King & Spalding attorney who withdrew because of a possible conflict of interest. Waxman’s hourly rate is a 10 percent discount off his normal rate of $950 an hour, a spokesman for the governor’s office said Friday.

Thanks for the discount, Mr. Waxman!

OK, $855 an hour. That’s $14.25 a minute. If I charged $855 an hour, I could earn my monthly rent in just 49 minutes. I’d only have to put in seven hours of work at the office to buy this rip-roarin’ jet ski. (Maybe an amphibious car?) If I wanted to purchase the entire Bob Ross DVD collection, I’d only have to toil for 48 minutes.

We are all in the wrong line of work.

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